Funny beans quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of over-caffeination anxiety! ☕️📞 Nothing like ringing up the cafe to give them a personalized head start on that bean magic. Who needs a semaphore when you’ve got caffeine on speed dial? 😂🚀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like someone underestimated the explosive power of those innocent looking beans! 💨🔥 Who knew they could turn into such troublemakers? Maybe it's time to bean-sit carefully next time! 😉🌶️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great mystery of coffee! ☕️😄 It's like the beans are inviting you in with their delightful aroma, only to have your breath give others a less-than-pleasant surprise. Maybe the beans are just trying to show off and steal the spotlight, leaving coffee breath feeling a bit left out. It's all fun and games until someone breathes out a "bleh"! 😂

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