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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Updated

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Breaking via Pinterest:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Making waves on Slack:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Breaking via Slack:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Spotted on Telegram:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Being strange is exhausting.

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52 shares on X this month:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

94 shares on X this month:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Spotted on Messenger:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Just landed via Reddit:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Just shared via TikTok:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Spotted on Threads:

My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?

Breaking via Facebook:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Trending via WeChat:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Live now on WeChat:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Going viral on X:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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