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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,472

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Making waves on YouTube:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Making waves on Discord:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Spotted on Twitch:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Spotted on Reddit:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Shared recently on Instagram:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Just shared via Slack:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on Telegram this month:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

May the algorithms be with you.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,708

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Live now on Instagram:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Trending via Pinterest:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Spotted on Facebook:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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