Funny bruce quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

  Commentary:
  "Meet Sudden Lee – the lightning-fast sibling who always arrives before you even know it! ⚡👊 Don't blink, or you might miss him in action! 😄 #SiblingRivalry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs saving when you can just throw a barbecue at the asteroid? 🌌🌭 #AsteroidBBQ #ThanksButNoThanksBruceWillis"

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