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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has viewed:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น has viewed:

Imagine hating me and Iโ€™m just over here hating myself.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป has downloaded:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ has bookmarked:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much youโ€™re spending as you put things in your cart.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has bookmarked:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

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Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Trending via LinkedIn:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Spotted on Slack:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Spotted on Slack:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because youโ€™re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Trending via X:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Going viral on Threads:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Making waves on Threads:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Just landed via Facebook:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Spotted on WeChat:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The feminine urge to start a coven.

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26 shares on Discord this month:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

โ€œI could see myself living here,โ€ I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Letโ€™s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

26 shares on Twitch this month:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Optimist: The glass is ยฝ full. Pessimist: The glass is ยฝ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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14 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

8 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said โ€˜You can do mine next!โ€™ This used to be a real country.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Iโ€™m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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If I was ever told to โ€œdress to impressโ€, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure itโ€™s haunted.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has shared:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has viewed:

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

Itโ€™s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

I wish there was a nicer way to say โ€œmy natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about youโ€.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Making waves on Telegram:

I think itโ€™s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Just landed via YouTube:

โ€œI have a date with destiny.โ€ Yeah well, Iโ€™m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Spotted on TikTok:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Tomorrow isnโ€™t promised, we need to flirt today.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Does my career know that Iโ€™m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Just landed via Threads:

“I didn’t vote for this.” โ€” people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Making waves on Discord:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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