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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has viewed:

(To my coworker thatโ€™s a year younger than me) Youโ€™re like a son to me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has downloaded:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

Sometimes I think Iโ€™m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

โ€œI asked ChatGPT.โ€ Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Trending via Telegram:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Trending via YouTube:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Shared recently on Facebook:

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

Just shared via TikTok:

โ€œIโ€™m giving my daughter a male name, ainโ€™t nobody cracking an Abdul.โ€

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Just landed via Threads:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Just landed via X:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Spotted on Threads:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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23 shares on Pinterest this month:

My shadow quit because Iโ€™m too boring.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

80 shares on Slack this month:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like whatโ€™s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, thatโ€™s why trolling them is so vital.

28 shares on Slack this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

100 shares on Threads this month:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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6 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

11 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

23 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

17 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Iโ€™m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

13 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

22 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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15,374

Updated

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Just had a salad but it didnโ€™t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

Itโ€™s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

If youโ€™re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow โ€” not yours.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Going bananas on X:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Shared recently on Slack:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Somebody should market a beer called โ€œOccasionallyโ€. So when asked, I can say, โ€œI only drink occasionallyโ€.

Breaking via Threads:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Iโ€™ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Spotted on TikTok:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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