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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ has downloaded:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts โ€œOH NOโ€ and thatโ€™s kind of like what politicians do.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big โ€œahhhhโ€ so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what sheโ€™s missing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has shared:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Tomorrow isnโ€™t promised, we need to flirt today.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Forced to say โ€œitโ€™s okayโ€ instead of throwing a chair at them.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called โ€œHappy Hour.โ€

Just landed via YouTube:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If I found E.T., I wouldโ€™ve developed his jump shot.

Spotted on Telegram:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Making waves on Telegram:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Just shared via Twitch:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Iโ€™m not gaining weight, Iโ€™m retaining candy.

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15 shares on Facebook this month:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

31 shares on Slack this month:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

59 shares on X this month:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

67 shares on Threads this month:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I donโ€™t.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so Iโ€™m going to have to buy a new car now.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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Iโ€™m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out itโ€™s only allegedly seedless.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น has viewed:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has copied:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

I donโ€™t want to party like itโ€™s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

Iโ€™m not getting fatter. Iโ€™m increasing my content.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

Hereโ€™s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has downloaded:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ป has bookmarked:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Live now on Pinterest:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Making waves on Reddit:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Live now on TikTok:

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Just shared via Instagram:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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