Funny cemetery quotes

• I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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  5 months ago

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