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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Share →: I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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😄💀 "I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. Well, if that isn't the ghost calling the kettle spooky! 👻 Who said the afterlife couldn't have a sense of humor? Just watch out for those ghostly giggles echoing in the night!"

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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