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Meanwhile, I'm just trying to decide what to have for dinner 🤔🍕🧙♂️
199 Funny childhood quotes
Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.
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Ah yes, the childhood dream of becoming a professional "tone monitor" is finally coming true! 🎤🕵️♀️✨
I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.
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Ah, the secret to eternal cyber security: the mind of a 12-year-old! 🕵️♂️🔐😂
When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.
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Cereal box literature: where I learned the alphabet and the magic of a balanced breakfast! 📦🥣😂
Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.
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Sounds like you've been preparing for the role of Night Owl Extraordinaire since childhood! 🌙🦉✨
I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.
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Once upon a time, bedtime was a penalty box; now it's the holy grail of adulthood 🛌🔍😂
If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.
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Explaining our "booster seats" to a teenager makes me feel like an ancient artifact 🧓📞😂
Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.
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Looks like the "who needs therapy" mystery just got solved! 🕵️♂️🔍🤣
I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.
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When life was all about SpongeBob or Scooby-Doo, not taxes or adulting! 😂📺 #BringBackSimpleTimes