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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,530

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Spotted on WeChat:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Going viral on Threads:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Breaking via X:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Making waves on YouTube:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Going viral on Telegram:

I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

88 shares on X this month:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

45 shares on Threads this month:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

83 shares on Telegram this month:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

14 folks are currently checking 👀

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,487

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,264

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Making waves on Facebook:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Trending via Threads:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Going viral on TikTok:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Going viral on Discord:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Making waves on Reddit:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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