Funny choking quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Ah, the irony of needing the Heimlich Maneuver while struggling to say 'Heimlich'! Talk about a tongue-twister in a moment of distress. Say 'Heimlich' five times fast before breakfast to prepare yourself – you never know when you might need it! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

  Commentary:
  "Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉"

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