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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Funny chuck quotes

Funny chuck quotes are the perfect way to brighten your day with a burst of laughter 😂✨ Whether you need a quick mood boost or a clever twist to share with friends, these witty gems never disappoint 😄🔥 Get ready to chuckle, smile, and maybe even snort a little – because humor like this is just what the doctor ordered! 🎉🤣 #LaughOutLoud #Chuckles

New funny chuck quotes 👇

4 months ago
Share →: When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Commentary:
🤣 When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! 💥👶 #ChuckNorrisFacts
5 months ago
Share →: Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Commentary:
Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts
5 months ago
Share →: Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Commentary:
"Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot 🚶🚗 Who needs a car when you're a legend like Chuck?"