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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

In banana years, I am bread.

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Live now on X:

Avocado is just green butter.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Making waves on Pinterest:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Just landed via TikTok:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

90 shares on Threads this month:

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Updated

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Trending via Telegram:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Seen just now on Discord:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Spotted on X:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Trending via Twitch:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Spotted on WeChat:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Spotted on Threads:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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