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Funny Chuck Norris quotes

Funny Chuck Norris quotes bring unstoppable laughter and epic vibes πŸ₯‹πŸ”₯ From legendary feats to silly superpowers, these witty lines prove Chuck’s humor is just as mighty as his roundhouse kick πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯ Ready to dive into a world where facts meet fun? Let the Chuck Norris chuckles begin! πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Š

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

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