Funny Chuck Norris quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

  Commentary:
  When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor probably thought he was delivering a roundhouse kick instead of a baby! #ChuckNorrisFacts

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

  Commentary:
  Chuck Norris doesn’t make fires, fires make Chuck Norris #ChuckNorrisFacts

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

  Commentary:
  “Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot Who needs a car when you’re a legend like Chuck?”

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