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Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Spreading quickly via X:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Trending via Discord:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Spotted on Pinterest:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Trending via Twitch:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Trending via Twitch:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Live now on Discord:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Just landed via TikTok:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

87 shares on X this month:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

76 shares on Facebook this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Seen just now on Slack:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Just shared via Discord:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Just landed via Twitch:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Trending via TikTok:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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