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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,257

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Spotted on Snapchat:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Making waves on Reddit:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

41 shares on X this month:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,303

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Dear music, thanks!

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Trending via X:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Going viral on TikTok:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Just landed via Slack:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Spotted on Discord:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Going viral on Snapchat:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Spotted on Twitch:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Breaking via Facebook:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Just landed via Facebook:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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