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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Making waves on Reddit:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Live now on WeChat:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Making waves on Slack:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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36 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

58 shares on Threads this month:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

73 shares on Slack this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

15 shares on Slack this month:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Drive like no one is watching.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Going bananas on X:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Going viral on Threads:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Going bananas on Reddit:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Making waves on WeChat:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Making waves on Reddit:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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