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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

You’re my least favourite notification.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,572

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Breaking via Reddit:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Just landed via Slack:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

37 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,432

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Freshly posted on Threads:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Seen just now on Discord:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Spotted on Reddit:

Dear Santa, Money!

Going viral on Slack:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Just landed via Facebook:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Trending via TikTok:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Trending via YouTube:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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