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Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Live now on LinkedIn:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Going viral on Discord:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Going bananas on TikTok:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

Just landed via Twitch:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Just landed via YouTube:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Just shared via Messenger:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Breaking via Instagram:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Spotted on Discord:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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54 shares on Slack this month:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

74 shares on X this month:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

98 shares on Messenger this month:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

87 shares on X this month:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Making waves on Telegram:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Going viral on Messenger:

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Trending via Messenger:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Making waves on TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Seen just now on Discord:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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