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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Making waves on Reddit:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Live now on Reddit:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Going viral on Reddit:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Shared recently on Instagram:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Going viral on Discord:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Trending via Instagram:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Just landed via Facebook:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Seen just now on Slack:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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