13 Funny cooky quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'cookie chaser' diet technique – because nothing says 'healthy lifestyle' like using dessert to swallow your diet pill 🍪💊 Hopefully the cookies don't cancel out the pill! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the charming compromise we make with website cookies – just like nodding along with Grandma's stories without interjecting. 🍪👵 Let's embrace the sweet (and occasionally crumbly) bonds we share with both internet algorithms and beloved grandmas!

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