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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Just landed via YouTube:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Trending via YouTube:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Seen just now on Discord:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Going viral on Telegram:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

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20 shares on Telegram this month:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

81 shares on X this month:

At least life has music.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Trending via Facebook:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Just landed via Messenger:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Spotted on YouTube:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Spotted on Slack:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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