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Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,563

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Going viral on Twitch:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Spotted on Threads:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Just landed via Twitch:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Live now on Threads:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Just shared via Messenger:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Live now on Messenger:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Broadcasted on X:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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66 shares on Twitch this month:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

74 shares on Discord this month:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

22 shares on Threads this month:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

81 shares on Slack this month:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,548

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Trending via Snapchat:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Spotted on Slack:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

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