Commentary:
Well, considering how fast gossip spreads faster than the speed of light in the landlord world, I'd say give it about 10 seconds 😂🕰️🏘️ Good luck with your speedy home-selling escapades!
149 Funny decision quotes
Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.
Commentary:
"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉"
I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.
Commentary:
"Violin lessons? Sounds like a pretty risky business with all those strings attached! 🎻 How about considering an instrument that is more 'stringless' and carefree? I hear the air guitar is quite popular these days! 🎸😄"
50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
Commentary:
"Parenting is like a never-ending game of 'Stairmaster: Toddler Edition' 🚼🚶♂️ Is that noise a sign of imminent disaster or just another false alarm? 😅🔊 #ParentingDilemmas"
The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between our inner genius and inner chaos! 🧠🌪️ It's like a dramatic tango between sensible decisions and spontaneous whims. 🕺💥 Will they ever find a harmonious balance, or are we doomed to forever grapple with our own comedic turmoil? Only time (and a solid dose of self-awareness) will tell! 😉🤹♂️
At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"
Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday"
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.
Commentary:
"Who needs a bottle when you've got a mind full of questionable choices? 🤪 Just remember, adventures can also be found on the sober side of life! 🌟 #LivingOnTheEdge"
I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.
Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
Commentary:
"Before asking your friend for a loan, make sure you're prepared to potentially lose both the money and the friend 🤔💰 Choose wisely, unless you enjoy some financial drama with a side of awkwardness! 😉"