Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

765 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,927

Funny Quotes Topics

13,899

Funny Quotes Images

10,927

Updated

53 minutes ago

Users Online

3,436

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Just shared via Telegram:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Broadcasted on Discord:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Just shared via YouTube:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Going viral on Threads:

I disagree with my politics.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Just landed via Messenger:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Home » Funny Decline Quotes

Funny decline quotes

New funny decline quotes 👇

For even more funny decline quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny decline quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

765 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,927

Funny Quotes Topics

13,899

Funny Quotes Images

10,927

Updated

53 minutes ago

Users Online

3,433

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Shared recently on Threads:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Just landed via YouTube:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Just shared via Slack:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Making waves on TikTok:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Trending via Facebook:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴