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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Share →: I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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👗 "I have three full closets of nothing to wear" – the eternal struggle of every fashionista! It's like staring into a closet full of clothes and feeling like you have absolutely nothing to put on 🤷‍♀️ Time for a wardrobe intervention or maybe just a shopping spree in disguise! 💸🛍️ #FashionistaProblems
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Share →: I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don't worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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