Funny quotes dilemma

Funny dilemma quotes

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

1 month ago

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

1 month ago

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

1 month ago

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

3 months ago

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

3 months ago

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

3 months ago

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

3 months ago

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

3 months ago

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

3 months ago

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

3 months ago