I spend half the day wondering if it's too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it's too early for alcohol.

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"

On the one hand, I'd love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there's cake.

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria's Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories"

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"Sorry, darling, but you'll have to choose between pouty perfection and purrfection! 🐱💋 Who needs glossy lips when you have a fabulous feline to cuddle with? Meowvelous choice! 😹💄"

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? 🚗💼 #PurseOverPartner"

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Commentary:
"Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Commentary:
👗 "I have three full closets of nothing to wear" – the eternal struggle of every fashionista! It's like staring into a closet full of clothes and feeling like you have absolutely nothing to put on 🤷‍♀️ Time for a wardrobe intervention or maybe just a shopping spree in disguise! 💸🛍️ #FashionistaProblems

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don't worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission

I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once."

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Commentary:
🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"