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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

4,042

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Spotted on WeChat:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Just shared via Instagram:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Trending via Discord:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Breaking via Snapchat:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Going viral on X:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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51 shares on X this month:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

72 shares on Threads this month:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,822

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Going viral on Facebook:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Making waves on Slack:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Going bananas on YouTube:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Just shared via TikTok:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Trending via Pinterest:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Going viral on WeChat:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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