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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Spotted on X:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Making waves on Facebook:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Trending via TikTok:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Breaking via Twitch:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Just shared via Facebook:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Making waves on TikTok:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Spotted on Messenger:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Making waves on Slack:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Live now on Facebook:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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6 months ago
Share →: I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Commentary:
"Oh, the scandalous lack of scandal on Netflix! 🙈 It's like paying for an all-you-can-eat buffet and only getting a breadstick 🥖. But hey, at least we can all enjoy those riveting documentaries about paint drying 🎨, right? 😂 #BringBackTheNudity"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic passive-cleaner dilemma! 🙈 It's like a love-hate relationship with the mess, huh? Your house is doing its own little dance party while you give it side-eye from the comfort of your couch. Who will emerge victorious in the battle of wills – you or the mess? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Domestic Drama'! 🏠🧹"

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Reported on YouTube:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Reported on Pinterest:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Just landed via Discord:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Reported on Facebook:

Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

Spotted on YouTube:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Just landed via Messenger:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Trending via X:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Spotted on TikTok:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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