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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via Slack:

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

Just landed via WeChat:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Spotted on Messenger:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Spotted on TikTok:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Breaking via Pinterest:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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33 shares on Reddit this month:

With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,305

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Just shared via Telegram:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Just landed via Messenger:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Going viral on Twitch:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Just landed via Instagram:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Making waves on X:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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