Commentary:
"Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious"
193 Funny eat quotes
I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.
Commentary:
Oh, the classic case of emotional eating meets forgetfulness! 🍔🤦♂️ Who needs therapy when there's a fridge full of comfort food, right? 🍕🙈 Just remember, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips! 🍦🍑 #FoodForThought
Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.
Commentary:
"Ah, the whimsical life motto of a new parent: Sleep when the baby sleeps (aka never), eat when the baby eats (hello, cold leftovers), work when the baby works (endless diaper duty). 🍼💤👶 Who needs a personal schedule anyway?"
When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”
Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles
Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?
Commentary:
🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂
Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.
Commentary:
Ah, seaweed – nature's way of giving us a salty hug with a hint of slimy love! 🌊🌿 Perfect for those days when you want to feel like you're eating saltwater taffy straight from the ocean floor. Just add a dash of seaweed and voilà, you've got yourself a snack that's both salty and slippery! 🧂🤪 So go ahead, embrace the algae and dive into the slimy goodness of seaweed
Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.
Commentary:
"Parents, remember: what your kids claim to eat at someone else's house is like a mysterious buffet straight out of a fairy tale 🍭🍕🍔. Approach with caution and skepticism! 👀😄"
I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.
Commentary:
"Oh, to have the metabolism of a superhero and the appetite of a bottomless pit! 🦸♂️🍔 Maybe if I ate while wearing clothes, they would gain some weight for me? 🤔👗 #FoodieGoals"
I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.
Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.
Commentary:
"Imagine swimming around the office, minding your own business, and suddenly your coworker decides you look like a snack 🐟🦈 Office politics just got a whole lot fishier! 🐠 #LunchBreakDrama"