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Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Seen just now on Reddit:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Going viral on WeChat:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Making waves on Facebook:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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84 shares on Slack this month:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

59 shares on Discord this month:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

22 shares on Threads this month:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

50 shares on TikTok this month:

You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

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15,484

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Just landed via Threads:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Spotted on Slack:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Making waves on YouTube:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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