Funny excess quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Pinterest algorithm, you generous soul! Like a dad on a mission to make you into a human orange, one pin at a time! Who needs variety when you can have a fridge full of oranges, am I right? Keep those virtual citrus wonders coming, dear algorithm! #OrangeOverload #PinterestDadGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

  Commentary:
  "Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of controlled indulgence – like eating the whole cake, but with just one bite at a time! Moderation: making sure you have just the right amount of too much. "

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