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Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Spotted on YouTube:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Going viral on Slack:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Live now on WeChat:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Going viral on X:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Breaking via Telegram:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Making waves on YouTube:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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Funny eyebrows quotes

Funny eyebrows quotes are the perfect way to add a little sass and charm to your day! 😄 Whether they’re thick, thin, bold, or quirky, brows have a language of their own that can make anyone smile 😜. Ready to raise some eyebrows and crack up? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes that prove these little facial frames are full of personality and endless laughs! 😂✨

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Share →: How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Commentary:
Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
6 months ago
Share →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Commentary:
"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"
6 months ago
Share →: For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Commentary:
"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Trending via Reddit:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Just landed via Messenger:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Going viral on TikTok:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Just shared via Instagram:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Breaking via Twitch:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Just landed via YouTube:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Seen just now on WeChat:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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