Commentary:
A spud-tacular romance! He's a-peeling in every way! 🥔😜👀
58 Funny eyes quotes
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
Commentary:
Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.
Commentary:
Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂
“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.
Commentary:
"Relationship status: it's complicated, but my reflection totally gets me. 🙄💔😂 #MirrorMate"
I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.
Commentary:
😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"
Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.
Commentary:
"When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"
They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.
Commentary:
"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.
Commentary:
"With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! 🙄💪😂"
The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.
Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.
Commentary:
"With these eyes, turning heads (and bodies) into stone—Medusa's got nothing on me! 😎👀🐍"