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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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My life is based on a true story.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Donโ€™t be jealous.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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I be like, โ€œI needed this,โ€ and it’s just me getting drunk.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, โ€œI drink it.โ€

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The amount of sleeping Iโ€™ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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