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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Making waves on X:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Breaking via WeChat:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Shared recently on Slack:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Spotted on Messenger:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Just landed via Twitch:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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21 shares on Reddit this month:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

85 shares on Messenger this month:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

23 shares on Slack this month:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Spotted on Twitch:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Spotted on Discord:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Live now on Messenger:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Spotted on X:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Just landed via Reddit:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Spotted on Facebook:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Just shared via Instagram:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Going bananas on Threads:

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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