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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

96 shares on Threads this month:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Just landed via Telegram:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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