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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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I only drink when I people.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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