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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Freshly posted on X:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Live now on Instagram:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Spotted on Messenger:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Going viral on WeChat:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Just shared via Instagram:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Trending via WeChat:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Spotted on Reddit:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Breaking via Instagram:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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