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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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218 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,487

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17,559

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Going viral on Instagram:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Just landed via Twitch:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Shared recently on TikTok:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Just landed via Twitch:

I disagree with my politics.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Funny full name quotes

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If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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6 days ago

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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2 months ago

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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3 months ago

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20 shares on Snapchat this month:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

84 shares on Slack this month:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Funny full name quotes

New funny full name quotes 👇

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

All funny full name quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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