Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen. Commentary:Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking. Commentary:Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses
