Funny funny incident quotes

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.