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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

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There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Going viral on YouTube:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Just landed via Facebook:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Trending via Instagram:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Spreading quickly via X:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Breaking via Reddit:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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