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Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,413

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Reddit:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Making waves on Twitch:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Trending via Facebook:

People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Going viral on TikTok:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Seen just now on Slack:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Making waves on Slack:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on Telegram this month:

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

63 shares on Discord this month:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,286

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I run a parody bank account.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Seen just now on Instagram:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Making waves on Threads:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Spotted on Discord:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Trending via X:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Going viral on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Going viral on TikTok:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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