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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying β€œWhat?” to this person?

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment β€” exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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