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Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! 🧳😂✈️
306 Funny getting quotes
Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.
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Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! 🥲🥦🍕
If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.
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When life doesn't give you lemons, just buy your own and make a luxury lemonade stand 🍋💅✨
What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?
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Starting your mornings with a triple espresso and existential dread! ☕😅📉
I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.
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Drowning my responsibilities one drink at a time! 🍹😂
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.
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Getting strong enough to open that stubborn pickle jar 🥒💪😂
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁
The weather is getting hotter, so it’s only right I do the same.
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Looks like my air conditioner and I have a lot in common this summer.
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸