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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They’re making me get out of bed.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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