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Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Trending via X:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Just landed via Discord:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Trending via Threads:

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Breaking via WeChat:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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96 shares on Twitch this month:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

14 shares on Discord this month:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

93 shares on X this month:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Going viral on Instagram:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Just landed via WeChat:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Breaking via X:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Trending via Slack:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Spotted on Messenger:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Live now on Instagram:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Trending via YouTube:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Live now on Slack:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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