Funny goods quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a significant other when you can have friends with muffin-tary benefits? 🧁🥐😄 Let them whisk away your problems with their yummy creations! #BakeItTilYouMakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least 'The Walking Dead' taught us a practical survival tip: when the zombies come knocking, don't worry about the expiration date on those canned beans 🧟‍♂️🥫 Just pray they're still edible and won't turn you into a member of the undead pantry patrol! 😂 #ApocalypseDining"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, forget the verdict, let's focus on the real MVP here – the brownie maker extraordinaire! 🍫👩‍⚖️ Courtrooms could definitely use more sweet treats and less legal jargon! Who needs justice when you have brownies, am I right? 😜 #BrowniesForJustice"

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