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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Making waves on Reddit:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Making waves on Discord:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Reported on Discord:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Trending via Pinterest:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Trending via Twitch:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Seen just now on Facebook:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Shared recently on Threads:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Just landed via Messenger:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Going viral on Threads:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Shared recently on Reddit:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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