Funny Goofy quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being committed to a hat longer than most marriages! 😆🎩 #TilDeathDoUsPart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

  Commentary:
  🎬👻 When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it's actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! 😂 Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 🍿 #MovieMixUp #HorrorComedyFun

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

  Commentary:
  "Who says love can't be Goofy? 🤪💖 Don't let anyone rain on your parade of affection! After all, it's all about that hyuckin' and a-lovin'. 😂 #GoofyLove"

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