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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Share →: For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨"
5 months ago
Share →: The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between wanting to be goth and wanting to own a fabulous real estate portfolio…🦇🕸️ Who needs acceptance and friendship when you can have ominous creaks and cobweb-filled corners instead? 😂 #GothGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Coffee is just goth water.

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"Ah, coffee – the brooding elixir that flows dark and strong, like the souls of gothic poets. 💀☕️ Indeed, it's goth water for the caffeine aficionados who prefer their mornings on the darker side of life. Time to embrace the shadows in your cup and let the caffeine cast its spell! 🖤✨"

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Going viral on Facebook:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Trending via TikTok:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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