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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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Funny grandpa quotes bring a smile 😄 and a chuckle 🤣 to anyone lucky enough to hear them! These witty gems capture the charm, wisdom, and hilarious quirks of grandpas everywhere 👴✨. Whether they’re teasing, sharing life lessons, or just being their lovable selves, grandpa’s humor is pure gold 🏆. Get ready to laugh out loud and appreciate the timeless joy only grandpas can deliver! 🎉💬

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2 months ago
Share →: Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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"At least he won't need a hearing aid yet! 🐶💤👴🤣"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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