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Funny green light quotes

Feb 3, 2026

Commentary:
Looks like before marriage, my car and I had a staring contest with traffic lights… and the light always won! 🚦😂

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Feb 2, 2026

Commentary:
Why wait for honks? Blast some music and strut your stuff, green light or not! 🚦💃🎶

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