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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Going viral on Slack:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Just landed via Instagram:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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