Funny greet quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

  Commentary:
  🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your dog is really leading the way in setting high standards for welcome home parties! 🐶🏆 Maybe take some notes from your fluffy life coach and step up your greeting game! 😄👏"

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