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Funny greet quotes

Funny greet quotes are the perfect way to kick off your day with a smile πŸ˜„βœ¨ Whether you’re saying hello to friends or spicing up a dull morning, these cheeky and clever lines add a splash of humor πŸŒŸπŸŽ‰ Get ready to brighten moods and spread good vibes with greetings that make everyone chuckle πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‹ Let the laughter begin!

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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