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  • I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the pressure of marriage, where love meets performance anxiety! 💍🎤 Just remember, if your partner’s speech is lacking, they can always blame it on nerves or forgetfulness… hopefully not on actually regretting saying “I do”! 😅👰‍♂️

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