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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Breaking via Instagram:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Just shared via WeChat:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Making waves on Messenger:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Going viral on Slack:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Going viral on WeChat:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Trending via Messenger:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Just shared via Instagram:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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27 shares on X this month:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will never stop being a quitter!

87 shares on Telegram this month:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,889

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Slack:

Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

Trending via Instagram:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Spotted on TikTok:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Just landed via Discord:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Making waves on Slack:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Making waves on Twitch:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Going viral on WeChat:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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