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Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Trending via X:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Spotted on Facebook:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Breaking via Messenger:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Breaking via Pinterest:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Making waves on X:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Just landed via X:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Funny hangman quotes

Funny hangman quotes bring a hilarious twist to the classic word-guessing game 🎉🕵️‍♂️ Whether you’re winning or hanging by a thread, these witty sayings add extra fun and laughter 😂✍️ Perfect for game nights, parties, or just brightening your day with some clever humor! Get ready to chuckle and guess away 🤣🎲

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Share →: Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Commentary:
Starting a game of Hangman with my contacts—he's got only two vowels left before he vanishes! 😂✌️🔡
6 months ago
Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Seen just now on Slack:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Going viral on X:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Shared recently on X:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Spotted on Slack:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Making waves on Instagram:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Making waves on Facebook:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

Spotted on Pinterest:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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