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Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Live now on Telegram:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Making waves on X:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Seen just now on X:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Shared recently on Threads:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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68 shares on Threads this month:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

46 shares on Slack this month:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

22 shares on Instagram this month:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

43 shares on Instagram this month:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Making waves on Reddit:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Going viral on Discord:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Going viral on Slack:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Making waves on X:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Just landed via Facebook:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Seen just now on Discord:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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