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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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Spotted on Instagram:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Going viral on Facebook:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I was dropped as an adult.

Shared recently on WeChat:

People should come with warning labels.

Making waves on Facebook:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Just shared via TikTok:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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93 shares on Threads this month:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

84 shares on X this month:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

17 shares on Slack this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

12 shares on Discord this month:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Just landed via Reddit:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Going bananas on Reddit:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Going viral on Telegram:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Going viral on Telegram:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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