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Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,237

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Spotted on Messenger:

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Spotted on Facebook:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Just shared via Reddit:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Just shared via X:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Breaking via Reddit:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Trending via Instagram:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Live now on YouTube:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Spotted on Instagram:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

63 shares on Threads this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,716

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Going viral on Messenger:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Just landed via Facebook:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Just shared via Telegram:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Shared recently on Discord:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Just landed via WeChat:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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