Funny health insurance quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail

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