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I am thick and tired.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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