Commentary:
"Whoever said 'human memory is infinite' clearly didn't have to juggle multiple passwords 😅🔐 It's like playing a never-ending game of memory with your own brain! 💭🔁 #PasswordOverload"
95 Funny human quotes
The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.
Commentary:
Ah, the joys of parenthood! Who needs a mood ring when you have kids? 😂😭😅🥴 Emotions before breakfast – the ultimate wake-up call! #ParentingAdventures
I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.
Commentary:
"Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"
What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant"
Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?
Commentary:
Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️♂️
Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.
Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.
Commentary:
"Feeling all smart and genius? 🤓 Universe: 'Hold my cosmic coffee, let me hit you with a CAPTCHA!' 🌌🤖 #HumblePieComingUp"
I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.
Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"
Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.
Commentary:
"Alright, human, the robot 🤖 has shown its credentials, now it's your turn to reveal your non-human quirks! Let's see if you can match the efficiency of my circuits and the charm of my algorithms 😉🤖 #GameOn"