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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡³ has viewed:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡§ has viewed:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has shared:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ή has copied:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has copied:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has viewed:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Seen just now on Instagram:

In banana years, I am bread.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Trending via Facebook:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Spotted on Twitch:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Spotted on TikTok:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Going bananas on TikTok:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

63 shares on Threads this month:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says β€œvegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Alexa, mute my children.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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β€œWhy are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡² has downloaded:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦ has shared:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή has shared:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡³ has copied:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡³ has copied:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡³ has shared:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Seen just now on X:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Making waves on Instagram:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Just landed via Slack:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Just shared via WeChat:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Trending via Messenger:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Seen just now on Facebook:

β€œI’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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