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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Funny humor about aging quotes bring a lighthearted twist to growing older 🎉😂. They remind us that getting wiser doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor 😉🎈. Whether you’re embracing gray hairs or dodging those creaky joints, these witty nuggets keep the laughs rolling and the spirits high 🌟🤣. Ready to chuckle at the quirks of aging? Let’s dive into some playful, age-defying humor! 🎭🎉

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My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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