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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Funny humor about aging quotes bring a lighthearted twist to growing older 🎉😂. They remind us that getting wiser doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor 😉🎈. Whether you’re embracing gray hairs or dodging those creaky joints, these witty nuggets keep the laughs rolling and the spirits high 🌟🤣. Ready to chuckle at the quirks of aging? Let’s dive into some playful, age-defying humor! 🎭🎉

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Going viral on Slack:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Breaking via X:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

Seen just now on Discord:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Back to the Future and chill?

Making waves on WeChat:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Just landed via TikTok:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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