Commentary:
"Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"
139 Funny humor quote quotes
Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”
Commentary:
"Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"
Does your blood pump that way just for me?
Commentary:
"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂"
Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.
Commentary:
"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! 🚀💍😂"
I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.
Commentary:
"When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage" 💥🔄
College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.
Commentary:
"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"
Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.
Commentary:
"When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"
My favorite hobby is withering away.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"
The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.
Commentary:
"When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"
I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.
Commentary:
😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷♂️"