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Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding 📷📥😂
5670 Funny i quotes
Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.
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Feeling like I'm on top of the world… and other days, it's more like a heavyweight championship with Earth as my opponent! 😂🌍💪
Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.
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When my brain's got its own secret club, and even I need a password to join 🤔🧠🔐
I love unplanned fun.
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Embracing spontaneity like a cat with a laser pointer 😺🔦🎉
I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.
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Always keep your inner horniness at a simmer, just like a pot of spaghetti—you never know when you're gonna need a full plate 🍝😄🔥
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?
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When you finish a series and suddenly feel like your life's in the 'buffering' zone 📺🤔🍿
If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.
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When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.
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Living the dream: getting paid to watch cat videos and calling it "work." 🐱🎥😅
I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.
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When your life is a sitcom and every episode ends with a cliffhanger 😂🍿🌅