Funny intervention quotes

• My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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  2 months ago

  angel, break, divine, divine intervention, guardian, guardian angel, history, humor, intervention, irony, longest, procrastination, smoking, smoking break, taking

• Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, agree, brother, call, family, gambling, humor, intervention, joke, shaming, slot

• Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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  2 months ago

  enough, friends, humor, i, intervention, life, loneliness, luck, lucky, me, social, social life

• So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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  2 months ago

  across, adult, adult behavior, baby, behavior, bottle, crawling, cute, floor, funny observation, humor, i, intervention, need, observation

• Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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  2 months ago

  addiction, drink, event, gathering, humor, i, intervention, me, place, reasons, self-awareness, social, social event

• Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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  2 months ago

  ask, asking, awkwardness, friendship, gathering, humor, intervention, invite, normalize, over, social, social gathering, someone, whenever

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