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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Just landed via Instagram:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Funny intervention quotes

Funny intervention quotes bring a lighthearted twist to those serious moments when friends step in with love and laughter 😂💕. Perfect for breaking the ice and easing tension, these witty gems turn tough talks into memorable memories 🎉🎭. Whether you’re planning an intervention or just need a smile, get ready to chuckle and feel the warmth behind every playful jab! 😄✨ #InterventionHumor #LaughTogether

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

1 month ago
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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

1 month ago
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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

1 month ago
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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

1 month ago
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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

1 month ago
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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

1 month ago
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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Making waves on TikTok:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Going viral on Telegram:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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