Commentary:
"Looks like this pun-loving rebel is playing hardball at the family table! ♠️🎰♣️ Who knew a simple name change could make all the difference in attending a family affair? 😄 #SlotShamingForTheWin"
Funny intervention quotes
Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.
Commentary:
"Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded"
So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?
Commentary:
👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it's adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we're in need of an intervention? Where's the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉
Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”
Commentary:
Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement
Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: your friends are just really worried about your extensive snack collection 🍔🍕 #InterventionOrNah"