Funny investigation quotes

• The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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  1 month ago

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• It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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  1 month ago

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• There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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  1 month ago

  body, cartoon, comedy, dead, dead body, doo, found, gang, humor, investigation, mystery, never, scooby, Scooby Doo

• After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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  1 month ago

  away, crime, entertainment, get away, humor, hundred, investigation, murder, paranoia, podcast, solve, start, ten, think, true, true crime

• If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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  1 month ago

  case, crime, ever, humor, i, investigation, murder, podcast, solving, spare, spare time, time, want, women

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