Funny investigation quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️‍♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's like watching a mystery unravel, only to find out the biggest mystery is how the police managed to misplace all the clues! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ Time to call in the detective squad… or maybe just the Scooby Gang! 🐶🔍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

  Commentary:
  Well, zoinks! 🕵️‍♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️‍♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, those ladies would have my killer behind bars quicker than my pizza delivery guy finding my house 🍕🕵️‍♀️🔍 #PodcastDetectives #CrackingCasesBetweenCoffeeBreaks"

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