Commentary:
Well, it's like watching a mystery unravel, only to find out the biggest mystery is how the police managed to misplace all the clues! 🕵️♂️🕵️♀️ Time to call in the detective squad… or maybe just the Scooby Gang! 🐶🔍
Funny investigation quotes
There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.
Commentary:
Well, zoinks! 🕵️♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻
After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.
Commentary:
"Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"
If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.
Commentary:
"Because let's face it, those ladies would have my killer behind bars quicker than my pizza delivery guy finding my house 🍕🕵️♀️🔍 #PodcastDetectives #CrackingCasesBetweenCoffeeBreaks"