Funny January 1st quotes

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.